GRADE: C-
Sofia Coppola’s (“Lost in Translation,” “The Virgin Suicides”) latest cinematic outing “The Bling Ring” is a shallow movie about shallow people robbing other shallow people.
Based
on the true Vanity Fair article “The Suspects Wore Louboutins” by Nancy Jo
Sales, the film revolves around a group of five high school teenagers living in
Calabasas California who decide one day (out the of the blue, apparently) to
rob celebrities (Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Megan Fox, to name a few) by
breaking into their Beverly Hills mansions while they’re out of town. There’s
the ringleader Rebecca (Katie Chang), Marc (Israel Broussard), the sole male of
the group. They start off by robbing a family that Marc knows, and then soon
enough step up their game, robbing Paris Hilton’s house. This attracts the
attention of Nicki (Emma Watson), Sam (Taissa Farmiga) and Chloe (Claire
Julien), three anxious and promiscuous gals.
These
are restless wild teenagers who live life from one day to the next. They don’t
seem to have any long-term goals or aspirations except to party and own nice
things. Then they rob celebrities (that they admire) in order to keep fueling
this hollow lifestyle. They’re spoiled, snobby, self-centered, careless and
most of all annoying teenagers that make complete and utter fools of
themselves. When I wasn’t hanging my head in shame and embarrassment (I’m
nineteen, after all) I was laughing uncontrollably at how stupid and ridiculous
they acted. I assume Coppola meant for at least some of this to be funny.
So OK,
these guys are supposed to be antiheroes but even with antiheros (the good
ones, that is) you can usually find something to
like about them and if not they have depth to keep you involved. But these
teens have neither. I could find nothing likable about any of them and hardly
any depth. They’re empty shells that I grew to detest within the first twenty
to twenty-five minutes. Therefore I found it difficult to care about anything
else they did during the remainder of the picture.
What’s
even worse is that everyone else in the movie is just as hollow. You can’t
sympathize with the celebrity victims, because they’re setting terrible
examples; they’re the reason why these teenagers act the way they do. On top of
that they’re careless (leaving their houses unlocked, so the teens can just
walk in) and initially they’re not even aware that their possessions are gone.
As for the parents of these burglars they’re either non-existent or, in the
case of Nicki’s mom (Leslie Mann) completely oblivious. The only characters I
could get behind were the police when they finally arrest the group.
And,
since every character is practically empty, the entire movie is…empty and
pointless, for the most part. Coppola (who also wrote the screenplay) doesn’t have
enough material to sustain the brisk 87-minute running time. After awhile it
gets repetitive: the gang robs a house, then goes out and parties, then tries
on clothes, robs another house, parties some more and so on, leading up to an
underwhelming conclusion that you already know is going to happen.
On
top of that, the themes and social commentary the picture puts forth (our
celebrity obsessed culture and the artificiality of celebrities rubbing off on
American youth) becomes apparent fairly quickly and for the rest of the movie
we’re constantly hit over the head with them. At one point I wanted to stand up
and shout “we get it already!”
I
hate to bag on the movie completely; the cinematography by Harris Savides and
Christopher Blauvelt is simplistic but effective. Most of the time the camera
quietly tracks and observes the gang as they go about their partying and
thievery, and all of the performances are spot on; accurately portraying
celebrity obsessed and superficial teenagers.
Having
liked Coppola’s previous filmmaking efforts I wanted to like ‘The Bling
Ring.” It’s OK to make a movie about
shallowness and artificiality, pertaining to youth and celebrities; it’s an
interesting and relevant topic. But the characters can’t also be shallow and
artificial (especially considering this movie relies mainly on characters);
they need to grow and develop and give us a reason to stay invested in them. As
it is right now, “The Bling Ring” doesn’t give you much to invest in.